Yikes! Nile recently received word that one of our satisfied customers is saving up to buy a new stripey shirt for her boyfriend, who tragically lost his to a rascally raccoon who ate it off their laundry line. Now, oh constipated masked bandit on the loose, I ask of you: Is this the thanks you [...]
08.08.2008
Reverse-Birthification
Doing only what is good and just in this world, watch this superstar kid reverse-birth herself into the rip-off claw yourself a toy machine and then attempt to grab everything that has eluded the rest of us.
And here’s some tips for those of us who are too tubby for the toy [...]
08.08.2008
World Hoop Day
The countdown is over, World Hoop Day has arrived! There is sure to be an event near your hometown. If you live here in the Bay Area, I highly suggest you make your way out to the Great Lawn on Treasure Island to join the hordes hooping to their hearts delight. There, you’ll happen upon incredible [...]
